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A Akcent Spune-mi (hey baby)
A Akcent Spune-mi (hey baby)
Spune-mi (hey baby) |
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| Dodał: Akcent | |
| 13.10.2008. | |
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Chiar din prima seara Cand ne-am vazut prima oara Am realizat c-orice fac..nu-ti e pe plac Oare cum sa te rasfat mai mult? Stii ca doar de tine eu ascult Din priviri ma controlezi Iti ofer tot ce visezi Refren: Dar tu ma alungi.. Unde vrei s-ajungi Si inca mai crezi Ca n-ai cum sa pierzi. Hey baby spune-mi Cine te iubeste mai mult decat mine...ma-ntreb Intelege-ma nu mai pot asa mai bine uita-ma tot ce-ai vrut am facut si-am stiut ca-i prea mult acum ..stop. II: Nu e prima data Stiu ca esti prea rasfatata Nici tu nu stii ce-ti doresti Ma zapacesti. De ce nu privesti in jurul tau Lumea ne vorbeste doar de rau Eu incerc sa te iubesc Tu incerci sa m-amagesti.... zabawki erotyczne
Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they agree to hold a contest with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously for several hours lines of code streaming up the screen. Seconds before the end of the competition a bolt of lightning strikes taking out the electricity. Moments later the power is restored and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset and cries I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out. Very well then says God let us see if Jesus fared any better. Jesus enters a command and the screen comes to life in vivid display the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished. He stutters But how! I lost everything yet his program is intact! How did he do it?! God chuckles Jesus saves! |
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