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Ultima vara 2005

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13.10.2008.
Verile sunt mai reci cand nu esti langa mine
cand nu esti aici
noptile sunt mai lungi cand plang dupa tine
plang de dorul tau

ce e dragostea
cine-mi poate da
o iubirea mai dulce ca a ta
cine-mi poate da
o iubire asa
fara tine nu pot zbura

o noapte din vara am rapit pt tine
ti-ai fi dorit chiar si vara din mine
te-ai ratacit
in vara ai fugit
ne vom uita poate asa e mai bine

caut iar fericire
pe-un strop de iubire
pe tine te iubesc
imi zambesti dintr-o data nu stiu ce m-asteapta
pe tine te doresc

ce e dragostea
cine-mi poate da
o iubirea mai dulce ca a ta
cine-mi poate da
o iubire asa
fara tine nu pot zbura

o noapte din vara am rapit pt tine
ti-ai fi dorit chiar si vara din mine
te-ai ratacit
in vara ai fugit
ne vom uita poate asa e mai bine



 
sexshop
An airplane takes off from the airport. The captain is Jewish and the First Officer is Chinese. It is the first time they have flown together and it is obvious by the silence that they do not get along.
After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters:
- I do not like Chinese.
The First Officer replies:
- Oooooh, no likee Chinese? Why dat?
- You bombed Pearl harbor. That is why I do not like Chinese.
- Nooooo, noooo... Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah. That Japanese, not Chinese.
- Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese...it does not matter, they are all alike.
Another thirty minutes of silence. Finally the First Officer says:
- No likee Jew.
- Why not? Why do not you like Jews?
- Jews sink Titanic.
- No, no. The Jews did not sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg.
- Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no mattah... all same.
 
 
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